When the Lord made EMT’s, he was into his
sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, “You’re doing a
lot of fiddling around on this one.”
And the Lord said, “Have you
read the specs on this order? An EMT has to be able to carry an injured
person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a
dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn’t touch,
and no...t wrinkle their uniform.”
“They have to be able to lift 3 times their own weight, crawl into
wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving
mother as they are doing CPR on a baby they know will never breathe
again.”
“They have to be in top mental condition at all times,
running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And they have to
have six pairs of hands.”
The angel shook her head slowly and said, “Six pairs of hands…no way.”
“It’s not the hands that are causing me problems,” said the Lord, “It’s the three pairs of eyes a medic has to have.”
“That’s on the standard model?” asked the angel.
The Lord nodded. “One pair that sees open sores as they’re drawing
blood and asks the patient if they may be HIV positive,” (when they
already know and wish they’d taken that accounting job.) Another pair
here in the side of the head for their partners’ safety. And another
pair of eyes here in front that can look supportively at a frightened
person and gently explain that their spouse of many years has departed
this life.”
“Lord,” said the angel, touching his sleeve, “rest and work on this tomorrow.”
“I can’t,” said the Lord, “I already have a model that can talk a 250
pound drunk out from behind a steering wheel without incident and feed a
family of five on a private service paycheck.”
The angel circled the model of the medic very slowly, “Can it think?” she asked.
“You bet,” said the Lord. “It can tell you the symptoms of 100
illnesses; recite drug calculations in its sleep; intubate,
defibrillate, medicate, and continue CPR nonstop over terrain that any
doctor would fear…and still it keeps its sense of humor. This medic also
has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with a multi-victim
trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock their door, comfort
an assault victim’s family, and then read an article in the daily paper
about responders being too slow to locate a house (a house which had no
street sign and no house numbers.)”
Finally, the angel bent over and
ran her finger across the cheek of the medic. “There’s a leak,” she
pronounced. “I told you that you were trying to put too much into this
model.”
“That’s not a leak,” said the Lord, “It’s a tear.”
“What’s the tear for?” asked the angel.
“It’s for bottled-up emotions, for patients they’ve tried in vain to
save, for commitment to that hope that they will make a difference in a
person’s chance to survive, for seeing an accident victim walk again,
for the family time they will miss while serving the community, for
life.”
“You’re a genius,” said the angel.
The Lord looked somber. “I didn’t put it there,” He said.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Alter Ego
I have an alter ego
I have an alter ego
Doesn't everyone?
Doesn't everyone?
She likes to hide and
She likes to be cheerful and
Appear to be afraid
Be a part of the growing world
BUT
AND
She's the bravest girl I know
She's the bravest girl I know
She has me and I have her
She has me and I have her
Hand in Hand
Hand in Hand
Though she'll never show
Though she always shows
Her pretty face to the rest
Her pretty face to the rest
Of the alter ego world
Of the ever changing world
When I really need her
When I really need her
She'll don her cape and
She'll put up her hair and
High heeled boots and
Well worn favorite flats and
Sparkly uniform and
Her well known smile
Take charge of my life
Take charge of her life
When I don't need her
When I don't need her
She'll sit on my shoulder
She'll be the one in charge
Whispering encouraging
Whispering Encouraging
Thoughts and Ideas
Like an internal best friend
Reminding me
Reassuring me
To always be Good
That we're both good
And Be the absolute best
And should always be the best
That I can be
That we can be
When she's not there
When I'm not there
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Best Friend
Steady Hand, Steady Heart
Always Warm, Safe Embrace
Picker Upper, Blessed Man
Makes me Laugh, Makes me Smile
Old Friends, Old Reminders
Late Night, Early Mornings
Greener Pastures? Nevermore
Hand in Hand, Old Memories
Mistakes Made, Always Forgiven
Favorite Friend, Not Lover
Never Tears, Just Understood
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