Twilight

And so the next movie is coming out soon, I know I'm a little behind, but if you haven't noticed, I"m not the biggest fan of Twilight. So I did this for all you Twilight fans out there. I am a fan of Taylor though, hence the many photos of him.

So Basically in the movie & in the movies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn the story revolves around a mis-matched couple who live in Forks, Washington. And the book accurately describes the area which the residents were not too happy about. So many fans had shown up! In the movie a few shots are actually done in Forks, and Stephanie Meyer was astonished that the residents who were used as extras didn't really mind the cold. Fun fact!
So Bella, a bleached white female from Arizona (which I hope to visit again in the future, it is so pretty out there!) meets Edward who is a sparkly pansy vampire (sorry, I still don't like the movies! The books are better!) and abruptly decides that she doesn't like him. He turns out to be a vampire (she does research) and decides that hes actually okay. And there is the love for the century. (*hack!* Sorry, hairball. Oh wait, sorry Jacob, you're part comes in soon!)
Completely relevent, and I thought it was funny too. So Edward and his family (Jasper and Emmett included) accept Bella for being a tasty little human snack (I wish, they all turn out to be vegetarian vampires) and swear to protect her. Well worse comes to worse when some other vampires decide that Bella is a tasty little morsel and all hell breaks loose back in Arizona.

Next book.
They love each other. How wonderful. Bleaugh. Well Edward decides that he has to leave and tells Bella that he has to go and uses this opportunity to test her love. Pshaw. Well Bella runs to her old friend Jacob and again, all hell breaks loose. Oh by the way, Jacob has a secret which would kind of spoil everything if I told it here and now.

Book Three. Stuff happens, again, testing thier love, friendship and the ties that binds everyone together. *Koff Koff* Sorry Jacob, that one was from you. All hell breaks loose again, and well, the good guys win, again. Wait, good guys? If Jacob is on the good side then I'd hate to see whatever the bad side had for back up.
Uhm, Fourth Book? Yea, Fourth book.

Yes, what happens, happens and everyone is thrilled that it happend.  Yick. Jacob gets mad, Bella & Edward get lucky and well, everyone starts to sparkle. All hell breaks loose again, but this time its near Forks, Washington and that fight I'm actually looking forward too. Oh, and the fourth is the end, the epilouge of everything. Big soppy happy ending. My favorite ending to all that is:

Oh so how I wish..... Enjoy! If you want to. If you don't I won't feel bad. The rest of the fandom might though. I liked the books more than the movie, but when I saw the movie it all just about spoiled it for me. Oh and Kristen Stewert is in it too, and ya'll know how much I love her. *koff koff* *ACHOO!* Okay thats it Jacob, Beat it! Now I'm getting allergic to you!