The End

The END is coming my dear Zachary
Of this I knew
And you did too
That you are history

Our occassional little hidey - holes
And endless wars
And locked doors
Makes me wonder if you had moles

What if she really was your spy
Hiding as a friend
An ear to you she'd lend
And then to my face you would lie

You are a despicable fellow
With perfect  hair
And not a single care
Even when it was dyed yellow

Our relationship today must die
You need to leave now
Before I actually have a cow
Have you ever heard me, to you, lie?

This relationship really was the pits
You never respected me
That was plain to see
Last minute gifts? Really are the s****!

I've tossed the stuffed toys and the jewelry too
Actually, those I gave to my neighbor,
Someday she'll owe me a favor
That fake rose? Oh that, I lost in the loo

I'm not really this mean as you already know
But you cheated on me
You disgusting flea
But now it is time for you to just GO!

Oh and Zachary? That's not really your name
But before I tell your mom and dad
How you're really not that smart of a lad
Let me just tell you better be doing the walk of shame!