Dear Ex Boyfriend

I'm sorry to say that it has to end this way
But I must tell you
We are not Romeo and Juliet
Out of that Shakespeare novel
You didn't fall in love with me
At age 16
And I didn't fall in love with you
At age 14
You didn't pledge your life for me
And I didn't commit suicide for you
So no, we are not Romeo
And Juliet
We are just two normal kids
Looking for love
In all the wrong places

I'm sorry to say that it has to end this way

But I must tell you

We are not Rose and Jack

From that Titanic movie

You didn't fall in love with me

The rich girl

And I didn't fall in love with you

The poor boy

You didn't save me from the edge

And I didn't save you from drowning

So no, we are not Rose

And Jack

We are just two normal kids

Looking for love

In all the wrong places

I'm sorry to say that it has to end this way
But I must tell you
We are not Tristian and Isolde
From that age old fairy tale
You didn't fall in love with me
The married woman
And I didn't fall in love with you
The soldier
You didn't save me from a bad marriage
And I didn't save you from your deathbed
So no, we are not Tristian
And Isolde
We are just two norma kids
Looking for love
In all the wrong places

I'm sorry to say that it has to end this way

But I must tell you

We are just two kids

From the present time

You didn't fall in love with me

The studious one

And I didn't fall in love with you

The gamer

You didn't save me from anything

And I didn't save you from anything

We are just two normal kids

Just trying to have a good time

Without having to fall in love