Idiot Test!

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (when i was little..)
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total:
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total:

21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [] Have run into a closed door
25. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total:
31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [ ] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total:

41. [] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on XD
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total:

51. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total:

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total:

71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [] Ran into a door jam
74. [] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total:

81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total:

91. [] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Final score: