Blonde Horse Rider

            A blonde decides to try horseback riding ... even though she
            has had no lessons ... nor prior experience. She mounts the
            horse unassisted ... and the horse immediately springs into
            motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace ....
            but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

            In terror ... she grabs for the horse's mane ... but cannot
            seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
            the horse's neck ... but she slides down the horse's side
            anyway. The horse gallops along ... seemingly impervious to
            its slipping rider.

            Finally ... giving up her frail grip ... the blonde attempts
            to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
            Unfortunately ... her foot has become entangled in the
            stirrup ... she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
            hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

            *As her head is battered against the ground ... she is mere
            moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune
            ... Frank ... the Walmart greeter ... sees her dilemma and
            unplugs the horse*.

            And you thought all they did was say Hello.