The Flu: An Original Piece

It all started with Anna's cousin Andrew
Who announced to the world that he had the flu!
His doctors name was Dr. Mike
Who was sweet Tori, I know you'll like
Her brother Tom, he caught it from her
And passed it on to thier mom Annie
And her brother Dannie
passed it to his co worker Jesse
(whose desk I must say is always messy)
And on to his wife Chana again it did pass
to thier daughter Dana, who is a cute lass
In her daycare she passed it on again
To her friends Joe Ian and Zak, oh cute little men
They all had sisters you see
And one was the cheerleader named Betty
She gave it to her squad and the football team to boot
And Charles got the worst of it, when he borrowed her flute
Avery, his niece who is but five years old
Fortunately only got the common cold.
But her twin brother Jordan
(who could never commit a sin)
Caught it head on and passed it to Caitlin
Who was his buddy in the first grade
The teacher Mr. Chris who at night would get laid
With his fiancée Nicole gave it to her
(I know you ask me, are you sure?)
She gave it to her other boy Adrian
Who was still dating Daren.
His mother Emily took care of his flu
And gave it to the senior home when it was through.
The senior home came out alright
At least that’s what Faye thought when she left for the night.
Mr. Josh had died because of complications of the heart
But Nurse Ashley didn’t see it until she checked the chart
Kristine was home again because she was laid off,
She was okay until her son Nick let out a huge cough
The both were sick and her neighbor Amber helped out
You know she caught it without a doubt.
Eric the pilot flew the skies
When they said he had it he said ‘that’s lies!’
The rest of the crew and the passengers got it too
And that is the story of the flu.