Please keep in mind that this is all in good fun ☻☺☻☺
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire Estate to his beloved widow .
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But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies
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When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies
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"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
(bomb shelter, rec room, guest cabin...)
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, It would have been a teeth brush)
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A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, It would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . .... . Up in flames And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . .... . Up in flames And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' .
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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Till next time I KNOW YER GONNA TO SEND IT ON !!!
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