A Good Person

A GOOD Friend
    Would offer you a tissue and some chocolates
    When your day is going badly.
A BEST Friend
    Would sit on you sharing a tub of ice cream
    And ask who you wished that you could have bunted across the room.

A GOOD Date
    Would offer to pay
    And be a gentelman all night
A BEST Date
    Would ask what you like to do
    And mix what he likes to do and what you like to do into a fun night

A GOOD Girlfriend
    Would plan a girl's night out
    With booze and distractions
A BEST Girlfriend
    Would plan a girl's night in
    With fattening foods and corny movies

GOOD Makeup
     Lasts through the day
     And only needs to be touched up once
GREAT Makeup
     Doesn't streak when crying
     And know exactly when to look sexy